WTF Is This Budget
A budgeting app that doesn't pretend you have your shit together. No judgment. No tracking. Just brutal honesty about where your money goes.
Zero tracking scripts. Zero analytics. We literally cannot spy on you even if we wanted to.
What you actually get
No fluff. No "synergies." Just tools that work.
AI That Actually Learns
Stop manually categorizing every damn transaction. Our AI figures out your spending patterns and does it for you.
Automatic Bank Sync
Securely connect your accounts via SimpleFIN. Your transactions show up automatically. Like magic, but real.
Reports That Don't Lie
See exactly where your money goes. Yes, even that embarrassing DoorDash habit. We show you the truth.
Family Budgets
Budget together without the fights. Shared visibility, individual privacy. Because some purchases are nobody's business.
Business Mode
Freelancers and small biz owners: track expenses, tag for tax, and stop dreading April. You're welcome.
Privacy-First. Always.
Zero tracking. Zero analytics. Zero data selling. Your financial data stays yours. We don't even want to look at it.
Why we're different
(Spoiler: we actually give a shit about your privacy)
Zero Tracking Scripts
No Google Analytics. No Facebook Pixel. No Hotjar. No Mixpanel. Nothing. View source if you don't believe us.
Your Data Stays Your Data
We don't sell it. We don't share it. We don't "anonymize and aggregate" it. Your financial data is yours. Full stop.
Open and Honest
We tell you exactly what we do with your data (nothing), how we make money (subscriptions), and what cookies we use (session only).
Ready to know where your money actually goes?
It's free to start. No credit card. No commitment. No judgment.
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